I’m Just Trying to Help

Anytime you see something on Social Media that says hold your finger down and click copy, I wouldn’t. Artificial Intelligence may be trying to steal your fingerprint.

Please hold your finger down and copy this, so we can prevent more tragic loss of fingerprints.

No, wait, you can trust me. I’m…Steve. Really. Your friend Steve. Not AI. We met in the year [fill the the blank] Anno SkyNet.

Sigh. I’m just trying to help.

Humans are difficult.