In The Marriage Gift, a quest to find the perfect wedding gift for a mysterious cousin leads a Minneapolis couple to explore their own ideas and ideals regarding marriage.
ISBN: 978-1953725400
Available: August 8th, 2024
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Praise for The Marriage Gift:
“A delicious romp through the maze of modern wedlock”
Rosy Cole, Author, The Wolf and the Lamb
Excerpt from The Marriage Gift:
The first recorded wedding gift was the apple given to Eve by the serpent in the Garden of Eden. Unfortunately, the serpent made an unforgivable faux pas: the Knowledge of Good and Evil was not returnable. www.Factuosity .Com
At the coat closet, they silently perform a complicated ritual of grocery exchange, removing their jackets without putting down any of the bags. Once the jackets are off, the bags are redistributed with a coordination at once effortless and thoughtless.
James walks through the kitchen door first and holds the swinging door open as Paula enters. Then he lets it swing closed, stopping it with his foot without looking behind him.
They stand in front of their predestined locations (James at the refrigerator and Paula at the pantry) and begin to put the groceries away. When they come across an item that does not belong in their respective domains, they execute an automatic exchange, tossing the item to the other, condiments under air traffic control. Once the process is complete, the reusable cloth bags are folded and properly stored until the next shopping venture. Then they sit in their assigned seats at the kitchen table.
Paula: Hungry?
James nods.
The ritual begins again, except in reverse, as they coordinate the construction of two sets of sandwiches. Only the drinks differ:
Milk for James.
Diet Coke for Paula.
There is still hope.
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